A story of terrible proportions.

One day, a small group of very bad people got together and drank lots of water. When the water entered their bodies, the water became bad. The bad water coursed through their blood, then into their bowels and finally into their evil evil renal organs. Then for some terrible reason which only bad people could imagine, instead of peeing in toilets like nice people, they gathered some old dirty bottles and peed in those bottles. They corked those bottles to keep the evil freshness inside and sold it tto nice people. When nice people complained about the taste, the bad people gave them a slice of lemon, gave them a pat on the back, reassuring them that everything was okay. In fact, the bad people were seceretly laughing. At the end of the night, curled up on the ground, the nice people fell sick. This was how tequila was born.